AnzRage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sex Line]

That was awesome! Go Yoda!

Graphics: The graphics are pretty good. I see some flaws like the ice cream bucket and other graphics that aren't completely filled in and stuff.
7/10

Style: Haha a great Yoda parody
7/10

Sound: lol sounds kind of like Yoda. The sounds are pretty clear. The girl voice actor sounds pretty old like 30s.
9/10

Violence: I guess the moaning and screaming, and getting burned would be considered violent.
5/10

Interactivity: lol I really enjoyed this hilarious parody. Yoda is a very funny guy.
9/10

Humor: Very funny. I watched it twice. Good job on the humor.
9/10

Overall: You did a very good job, the graphics doesn't matter that much. It was the humor that got me.
8/10

-AnzRage

[Lifegroup]

Pretty cool

It's nice to see people spreading the words of God on Newgrounds. Good to learn something about our lord. I've watched your first God's Message I believe I reviewed it as well. I wanted to be the first to review it but I wanted to spend a good amount of time thinking before I review. I've got a new habit of writer good honest reviews.

Graphics: I liked it a lot. It looks very good. The main character in that green shirt doesn't look right. I think his left arm looks out of place. It should be moved a bit. It should remain the layer above the torso though.
8/10

Style: I don't often see too many of these Christian type movies on Newgrounds.
8/10

Sound: The music was all right nothing too great. The menu music got pretty annoying it keep looping the same thing the whole time while I was reviewing this.
6/10

Violence: I don't know why that guy was being so annoying. I didn't really get the movie.
2/10

Interactivity: I thought it was a bit too short, and yeah the first one was better. I don't study the bible that much, and so I need explaining about the whole message deal.
6/10

Humor: Not much just the fact he was being such as jerk.
2/10

Overall: You did a pretty good job. It’s just me who didn’t get it.
7/10

-AnzRage

Godlimations responds:

thanks for the kind honest review! I truely appreciate it!

Replies to:

Graphics: yeah so I just realised, thanks!

Style: Neither do I, which is a shame :) but good in the same way that I'm not using toomuch of anyone elses style I think :)

Sound: final fantasy music!!! all right? its teh omg liek noez!!

Violence: the guy was a moron I know, heheh I liked the way I depicted him.

Interactivity: it was longer than Gods message1! :) it was only coz this one is a project for my Bible college. I knew that Newgrounds wouldnt understand it, so I apologize, but at the same time, its good that I am sharing my animation with people other than Christians ey :)

Humor: yes... I know thanks ahahah

Overall: Thank you, and its not you who didnt get it hehehe.

-Pat

[Bones]

Unexpected, Unique, Hilarious, and Original!

It was pretty funny, and an unexpected twist from something that was seen to be sweet.

Graphics: Beautiful. I like your style. It looks very professional. I'd like to learn how you did it. The backgrounds are very nicely done, and the whole animation as well.
10/10

Style: Very unique and original. Never seen anything quite like this.
8/10

Sound: Good choice of music, and the sound effects were good. Everything is loud, and clear.
8/10

Violence: Little kids blowing up dogs.
6/10

Interactivity: I thought it was a good enough length in which I won't get too bored, yet satisfied. I enjoyed this flash movie.
10/10

Humor: That dog is pretty cute, lol I don't know what the hell it's planning to do with the bones.
4/10

Overall: I got to say good job! I don't usually review movies just good ones I see :)
8/10

-AnzRage

[Return ofsome jedi part.1]

I enjoyed it.

Graphics: Pretty much a video not flash, but I won't discredit you too much. Video was all right a bit unclear, just a bit.

Style: Haha Pretty cool star wars and I’m just about to watch it tomorrow.

Sound: I liked the Star wars music. Your voices sounded okay. Good enough to understand.

Violence: Cool light saber dueling. Would be cool with blood, but looks decent without.

Interactivity: Entertaining it was. I'd like to see more.

Humor: Haha the guy that gets killed when opening the light saber.

Overall: I liked it, and I want to see more.

- The Legendary AnzRage

[Soothing Island Thing]

Pointless, and not very soothing

Graphics: Looks like it’s all done with a brush. The Graphic aren’t that great looking, more ugly than soothing to the eyes. 2/10

Style: Pointless with nothing to it. 1/10

Sound: The music isn’t that great either. 2/10

Violence: If you count killing my time reviewing then yeah. 1/10

Interactivity: Not any. 0/10

Humor: Why someone would submit this with such terrible graphics. 1/10

Overall: Wow that pretty bad. I usually am pretty nice, but I’m just an honest guy. I hope you can accept real critismn. 1/10

- The Legend himself AnzRage

grandmapotatoes responds:

I'll remember this when I'm writing my will! >:(

[Bomb Chucker!]

Short, and pretty pointless

Graphics: Pretty bad. Needs some work, if you want respect here. 1/10

Style: Short and crappy? It’s common. You say you can’t believe people gave you such a high score? I can’t either. I’m sure your joking 1.63 is not a very nice score unless just passing in your standards is good. 1/10

Sound: Music was okay. 2/10

Violence: Blowing up heads that looked unreal. 2/10

Interactivity: Do I have to go there? 1/10

Humor: How hard you actually tried. 1/10

Overall: Hey at least you got some points. You gotta know i'm the fairest reviewer out there. 1/10

-AnzRage

grandmapotatoes responds:

I made the description what it is because the 13 year olds that want blam/protect points will think that they're protecting it :)

[story of a loser]

Good Message

I like the message of this movie. It's pretty true. I'm pretty different, different from the rest of the people. I don't get picked on though, at least not anymore.

Graphics: Pretty good graphics, and the animation was great. I liked the rain when you showed it at different views. That was pretty neat. 8/10

Style: I like these kinds of movies. The type of movies that brings upon a message. 9/10

Sound: Music was pretty good. I’ve heard of the two bands. 7/10

Violence: Mild violence here, and not very big of violence in the real world either. 5/10

Interactivity: Entertained me, thanks. 8/10

Humor: Funny how everyone else looks the same. I understand why you did it, but it means everyone at that school was cool but him. Sad he feels that way. 2/10

Overall: Good message. Keep it up 8/10

-AnzRage

[Handicopped]

Pretty good

Graphics: The graphics are pretty nice. It’s different from other styles I’ve seen, and it looks good 8/10

Style: That was kind of random to me. Something I would never imagine making. A movie about killing crazy handicap cop. 8/10

Sound: The voices were pretty clear, easy to understand the background music not the best. 7/10

Violence: The violence mixed with humor is great. 8/10

Interactivity: Pretty interesting movie. It entertained me. 7/10

Humor: Pretty funny. Maybe it’s the fact I’m sitting on the computer 6 a.m. in the morning or something, but I didn’t laugh at all. 6/10

Overall: Pretty good. Keep it up. 8/10

-AnzRage

[Valhalla Knights]

"Very Nicely Done!"

I think you spelled project wrong in the credits. That's all I noticed wrong. I am very much into Greek Mythology; I¡¦ve watched your Mythology movie a long time ago. I loved it. That's how I recognized you and all your work starting from that movie. I see your work has improved a lot.

Graphics- Beautiful, it was very nicely drawn. The movie was very smooth. 9/10

Style- Yes Mythology is great. Well it's based on Mythology so it's not that original, but you didn't copy it exactly, and made it your own unique story. 8/10

Sound- Nice sound quality, every thing was nice and clear. Music was great. 8/10

Violence- The movie had pretty mild violence. The fight wasn't that harsh, although you showed her panties a lot. 6/10

Interactivity- I kind of stopped watching a lot of movies here, but this one was an exception, and it was worth it. Is there part two? I don¡¦t get why it just ended there. 8/10

Humor- I can't remember if there was any in there. 0/10

Overall- Excellent Job! You must be very proud. Good luck in your future projects. 9/10

-AnzRage

[Retarded Animal Babies 13]

"LOL Funny!"

Not bad at all. I've known Retarded Animal Babies was pretty popular on Newgrounds, but I never watched them till now. Since I'm a big Star Wars fan, and this episode was based on Star Wars. I decided to just watch an episode. It turned out pretty good. It was very funny. I enjoyed it a lot.

Graphics: Pretty nice you got some 3d graphics. 9/10

Style: The Star Wars wasn't that original, but you implied it very well in this episode. 8/10

Sound: The animals voices were annoying to me, but I guess that's what they were suppose to sound. 7/10

Violence: Heh pretty good amount of funny silly violence. 8/10

Interactivity: I really did enjoy watching this movie, very entertaining. 9/10

Humor: Very funny episode I was laughing every minute of the movie. 10/10

Overall: I think you did a great job, and this is a very successful series. Good luck on your future work. 9/10

-AnzRage