AnzRage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Level 10-]

A short review

Congrats on the level up man. I remember the time when I firsts turned level 10. It was awesome. The beginning was kind of slow and boring. It was kind of pointless as well, but congrats none the less.

-The Legendary AnzRage

drDAK responds:

I am honored to be graded by you. Although you gave me a blam score, thanks anyway.

[Lifegroup]

Pretty cool

It's nice to see people spreading the words of God on Newgrounds. Good to learn something about our lord. I've watched your first God's Message I believe I reviewed it as well. I wanted to be the first to review it but I wanted to spend a good amount of time thinking before I review. I've got a new habit of writer good honest reviews.

Graphics: I liked it a lot. It looks very good. The main character in that green shirt doesn't look right. I think his left arm looks out of place. It should be moved a bit. It should remain the layer above the torso though.
8/10

Style: I don't often see too many of these Christian type movies on Newgrounds.
8/10

Sound: The music was all right nothing too great. The menu music got pretty annoying it keep looping the same thing the whole time while I was reviewing this.
6/10

Violence: I don't know why that guy was being so annoying. I didn't really get the movie.
2/10

Interactivity: I thought it was a bit too short, and yeah the first one was better. I don't study the bible that much, and so I need explaining about the whole message deal.
6/10

Humor: Not much just the fact he was being such as jerk.
2/10

Overall: You did a pretty good job. It’s just me who didn’t get it.
7/10

-AnzRage

Godlimations responds:

thanks for the kind honest review! I truely appreciate it!

Replies to:

Graphics: yeah so I just realised, thanks!

Style: Neither do I, which is a shame :) but good in the same way that I'm not using toomuch of anyone elses style I think :)

Sound: final fantasy music!!! all right? its teh omg liek noez!!

Violence: the guy was a moron I know, heheh I liked the way I depicted him.

Interactivity: it was longer than Gods message1! :) it was only coz this one is a project for my Bible college. I knew that Newgrounds wouldnt understand it, so I apologize, but at the same time, its good that I am sharing my animation with people other than Christians ey :)

Humor: yes... I know thanks ahahah

Overall: Thank you, and its not you who didnt get it hehehe.

-Pat

[Soothing Island Thing]

Pointless, and not very soothing

Graphics: Looks like it’s all done with a brush. The Graphic aren’t that great looking, more ugly than soothing to the eyes. 2/10

Style: Pointless with nothing to it. 1/10

Sound: The music isn’t that great either. 2/10

Violence: If you count killing my time reviewing then yeah. 1/10

Interactivity: Not any. 0/10

Humor: Why someone would submit this with such terrible graphics. 1/10

Overall: Wow that pretty bad. I usually am pretty nice, but I’m just an honest guy. I hope you can accept real critismn. 1/10

- The Legend himself AnzRage

grandmapotatoes responds:

I'll remember this when I'm writing my will! >:(

[Bomb Chucker!]

Short, and pretty pointless

Graphics: Pretty bad. Needs some work, if you want respect here. 1/10

Style: Short and crappy? It’s common. You say you can’t believe people gave you such a high score? I can’t either. I’m sure your joking 1.63 is not a very nice score unless just passing in your standards is good. 1/10

Sound: Music was okay. 2/10

Violence: Blowing up heads that looked unreal. 2/10

Interactivity: Do I have to go there? 1/10

Humor: How hard you actually tried. 1/10

Overall: Hey at least you got some points. You gotta know i'm the fairest reviewer out there. 1/10

-AnzRage

grandmapotatoes responds:

I made the description what it is because the 13 year olds that want blam/protect points will think that they're protecting it :)

[Friday The 13th movie]

I usually don't review

But here I go. Since it was pretty entertaining.

Graphics: Not bad but could use some work. I don’t know but it will make the already huge 6.6 MB movie even larger.

Style: Haha unoriginal but you made it into a great parody of the Jason Series.

Sound: The voice actors were pretty good. The sound was loud and clear. So that's a plus.

Violence: Good enough to satisfy me, and it's that sort of movie. It would be great if we show more guts, but that's just me.

Humor: Very funny, very random. Good stuff.

Overall: Looks like you worked pretty hard. Keep up the good work.

-AnzRage

JacklandStudios responds:

I don't have the words to thank an incredible review such as this

Thanks a lot :D

-J

[Trix Rabbit Justice Ad]

Awesome message

It's the very sad truth. I myself feel sad for the Trix rabbit. I mean all he wants is his Trix! Why won't they let him have his dang Trix? I’ve seen Trix commercials through out my childhood, and throughout that whole time he was never successful.

Graphics: Pretty decently drawn. Better than a lot of other crap. 7/10

Style: Haha I've always thought of the Trix rabbit and how sad he was to not get any Trix. It's awesome you made it plus you put in a few other trademark cereal characters. 7/10

Sound: Pretty good, well done. They were clear. The Trix rabbit sounded very sad. 7/10

Violence: n/a 0/10

Interactivity: Pretty fun to watch. I really enjoyed it. Enough to want to spend time reviewing this. 5/10

Humor: Hehe it's just full of sugar lol. The whole message and everything was funny. Good job! I got a few smiles out of it, no laughing out loud. 5/10

Overall: Pretty good. I hope to see more of your work. 6/10

- The legendary AnzRage

rtil responds:

you sound like you've spent a good deal of time here. thanks for your time to analyze my first video.

[An Important PSA]

Wow what kind of messege are you spreading?....

Don't write about it kill yourself! Hmmmm….

Graphics: It looks like it was trying to imitate salad finger somewhat, but not exactly. There wasn't much animation just arm moving a few flashing images but I guess it was suppose to be that way. The background looks pretty cool realistic looking. The only thing I can think of is adding some shadowing. Well I guess the graphics are aright. Could be worst you know? 6/10

Style: Hmmm seen this sort of same message in other movies before. It’s not overly done yet though. Though the style of your character looks like you ripped off Salad Fingers. 7/10

Sound: Not very good. I could hardly understand what he was saying without the subtitles. So yeah you should fix the sound on this movie. 2/10

Violence: The message itself was pretty violent a long with the wrist slitting, and suicide 6/10

Interactivity: It says An Important PSA sorry what's PSA? The reason I even watched this was because I saw a Salad Finger looking character. I wanted to see if you were going to make fun of it or something. I tried to enjoy all the movies I watch but the sound was bad so it wasn't creepy. It was kind of short and didn't really entertain me. Not by the fact that it was just short because it was somewhat pointless. 4/10

Humor: Just a little. The whole situation and message was a little funny. I didn't take it too seriously. I hope you’re not serious about that message either. 3/10

Overall: This is a decent first entry here on Newgrounds. You did compress the file pretty good. Good luck on your future works. 6/10

- The legendary AnzRage

michael-wolfendale responds:

Thanks for the long review it's much appreciated. No, as I said before the movie starts, the views represented in the movie do not represent my own. Also I don't know what you mean about the Salad fingers reference? Maybe because it was slightly surreal? But if so then surrealism has been around alot longer than David Firth.

[The Ant King 2]

Awesome I love it

Graphics: Pretty good graphics, but graphics can always improve, you should use more color mixing, and add some shadows. Hehe I noticed the girls in their bikinis. 7/10

Style: It's new and I love it. It has an ant in the movie. Those are one of my favorite insects. My alias is pronounced Ants Rage. A story about world domination how could that be bad? 10/10

Sound: The voice actors did an excellent job on this. The ant king and the girl were pretty good. They really made me believe they were that character. 9/10

Violence: Wow very violent, with excessive audio violence, and real physical violence. Yay! I see guts and brains all over the floor. That entire dirty slut name calling and the slapping of a girl was pretty disturbing. Also the Kidnapping of a girl, and all was pretty violent with the whole crushing the face with the weapon. Go Ant King! 9/10

Interactivity: Really good I loved this series!!! Everything was good everything, except the graphics needs some work. 10/10

Humor: lol cheese, what the fuck is so good about cheese? Haha he crawled all the way back up to the surface of earth for 5 years. Ha-ha the ant and the girl having a sexual relations. 8/10

Overall: Really good, I look forward to seeing more of your work. 9/10

-AnzRage

The-Great-Jon responds:

My power level has just reached 1 Million!!!

["Humpers 2"]

LOL

Graphics: It's pretty decent, but I think you can work on it more. 5/10

Style: Pretty new to me haven't seen something so weird and funny like a guy going around humping everything he sees. So you get some style points. 7/10

Sound: I was just thinking of that song this week. We are all animals, and I think we should go around humping all the girls we see. 6/10

Violence: Ha-ha all that humping is pretty violent to the cock I guess, and it would be funnier or maybe sicker if he took off his pants and started humping. What would really be entertaining is if he started to randomly hump girls at school all of the girls, and maybe some animals too. That would be hot. 4/10

Interactivity: Maybe a little longer in length would make it a lot more interesting, and maybe adding a plot to this weird series. 4/10

Humor: A humping freak and that cursor is pretty funny. 4/10

Overall: It's okay. I don't enjoy watching a guy humping but I¡¦ll still support your movies. 5/10

The Legend himself,

-AnzRage

SkaterFTF2 responds:

hey AnzRage! I don't think I'm gonna let him take off his shorts...ew...but in the next one he will have a cast around his humping area.LOL.

[Shades of Gray [Ch.19]]

A great ending to an awesome movie!

Wow I can't believe it's actually all over. I saved the longest review for the last chapter. I think you did an excellent job. I know I’ve said that many times. You got a great cast. So at the end of this last chapter we finally get the credits. Oh so your Eric (Jesse Cowell). Haha you’re a great actor a very funny guy, very talented. I'm adding you to my favorites authors. It would be cool to meet you one day.

I really want to know how you made the movie, and was it for school? Did you direct this whole movie? How did you find the cast? I'm not sure if it's already answered in your previous movies. You have a quite a lot of them.

Graphics- The quality of this movie, the video quality is pretty good for a video converted to flash. I see you shrunk the resolution size down, to not only cut down the file size but to make the quality better and clearer. I don’t' see any other better way you could of done it. 8/10

Style- Awesome movie! I've watched and review all of them. It's a great drama movie combined with a ton of humor. A movie I actually laughed a lot out loud to. We don't see many of these movies submitted to Newgrounds. I'm glad you submitted to share it with us all. 10/10

Sound- Very good, it's very clear. I could understand everything they are saying. 8/10

Violence- There isn't much in this last chapter. 2/10

Humor- Haha Very funny! I kind of knew Eric would never learn. Hey is that girl Eric's sister or the Fat guy's sister? I forgot. The toe sucking was kind of sick to me, but hilarious as well. 6/10

Overall- The whole movie was great loved it all. 9/10

Well good luck with your future productions. I'm looking forward to seeing more of your work. If you get any new ones please submit it here. I'd like to see more of your future films, or short films that you make.

-AnzRage

Jeskid responds:

The only thing that sucks about showing you guys my movie is that I couldn't be there to hear ya laugh :(

Thank you so much for all the kind thoughts and words over this fun filled 6-7 days of releasing chapters -it's really been a blast. I may screen the film btw in Chicago in August if you're interested in attending and laughing with me (or at me!). Again man - so awesome that you dug it!

Jeskid

PS - checked out your art work - rocks dude!