AnzRage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon01192005]

hmmm

i dont know what to say they were all crappy. They were short like they were supose to be but stupid but not stupid funny. Also some of the movies take forever for the menu button to appear you should fix that. I can't say any of them were decent. Why'd you guys change your names? I gotta say yesterdays was a lot better.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I like today's better. And no, the menu buttons come up at the right time :P

[Windows of Death]

NO!

umm not what i expected i thought i was able to control the computer, but instead it was a lame movie, i've seen so many simular movies it's not even funny. Also the music ummm not good for this movie. The preloader works but you make me right click and play when it's done? where is the play button? What can i say it wasn't orignal, the music sucked, wasn't fun to watch but i did anyways. Play button didn't even work.

bloodhawk16 responds:

I respect your review. Cough* not!
OH! and by the way! You must be special or something, because THE SKULL WAS THE PLAY BUTTON! IT EVEN SAYS PLAY FOR YOU!!!

[FLY (5 Shades of Green)]

alright

lol it was boring the whole time, i mean any more of that would of killed me, so just when i was about to close the movie the fly died and it ended. Thank god. Well you see it wasn't really entertaining for me, sure you get to see what it's like to be a fly, the graphics were okay, the style is great but everything else like humor it wasn't so funny to me.

orb responds:

Okay. You should keep in mind that not all NG submissions are required to have humor :) . Also, if you saw the rest of the collab you'll realize that the theme was fly and not all themes with fly include humor. Thanks for the 7 and 8 though.

[DailyToon01182005]

nah

this sucked i've already seen the authur one, and the rest suck. Hey don't insult bush.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

PRESIDENT BUSH MARKS THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO CHOKE ON A PRETZEL. A HISTORIC FIRST AND PROBABLY WILL REMAIN THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO MAKE SUCH AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

[AD&D Spoof 3]

good

now that was really entertaining pretty halarious. i'm into these stupid funny movies, and the graphics are like the necromancer style. short of cheap looking but the humor makes up for that. pretty well done, not too short.

NeroCaesar responds:

Thank you, I make these films for people like you, who can ignore the cheesey graphics.

[The Andrew Show (Ep 2)]

good

hahah nice graphics and sound and all but isn't that quite short?

TheSaladCaper responds:

Yeah, that's why, like I said, I'm trying to lengthen out the episodes, maybe have two in one instead of seperate short ones.

[We Are The Crap 2]

okay

unlike the other movies where a bunch of good animators put together a few decent timed good movies. we have short and crappy like the title stick figure movies... Like shantex said u submitted it a bit to early. maybe i'm expecting too much but i'm just like that.

asfdfasdfasdfas responds:

Nah,
I submit it earlyer because WATC2 was gonna fall apart..
But the guys who worked still on it..

Those aniamtions will be on WATC3..
And WATC3 will be a long movie..

:)

[Hardcore]

NO!

lol that was sooo not creative, where are their legs and arms?and where is the gore? besides the wall of blood.

D-e-W responds:

Well I'm not a big fan of alot of gore but thanks for reviewing!

[One Wish: Remasturbated]

it wasn't that funny

Ahahhahahaha! like everyone is making a remake of one wish. It's not as funny as the other remake. It would be cool if you can fastforward to different scenes. The sound quality sucks. The graphics were decent, the style is unorignal. It wasn't really fun to watch, and there wasn't much humor. Over all your average becomes 4.5 rating.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

You shouldn't be telling me what original style is. All your movies consist of ripping artwork from a game. Very original. And I probably spent a hell of a lot more time on this than the other guy's spoof, he just ripped the entire movie and changed like 3 things. That's called plagiarism.