AnzRage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[8-Bit Knight's Tale]

slow and boring

lol a sprite movie about the greek mythology? It was quick boring and slow paced, nothing really happened just a bunch of talking, like a slow soap opera. Some of the voices sounded very queer, and It sounds to me every voice actor was a guy.

[There she is!! step 2]

wow!

wow that was very cute!! the graphics, and animation were just about perfect, well nothing is perfect you know. Even if it's perfect to someone it's not perfect to all. Bunny loves cat, lol i love how the cat runs like a human and like a cat, pretty cool. It's amazing how you can make this whole movie without much talking, the music does it all for you. Great choice for the music, this is a pretty beautiful work of art. I'm sure it's gonna get front page, weekly and all those awards :)

-AnzRage

[Shaolin Boy Episode 5]

bit too short

pretty nicely animated, yes you got some mighty talent myfriend. Although it seemed kindof short, yes I don't really like long movies either, but it just ended suddenly. Also I think you should like change the text in the beginning it doesn't look very professional. Anyways good job, and good luck on your next one.

-AnzRage

Super-Blackball responds:

only reasop for the text at the start is to just informmfolk whats haoppend as the series ahs taken a huge leap forward thanks for the review :D v kind :D

[Ninja Training]

Funny as hell!!

LOL!! That was funny!!! hahahh funniest movie i've seen all day! LOL the sky looked all toxic it's all green, and why is the mushroom like soo much bigger than the ninja, hahah and birds can fly? Also the guy's eyes looked like a girl's. LoL what a rude bird it deserved to die. HAHA this is great i watched it twice just now. Going into my favorites.

-AnzRage

[Wally the Water Drop]

okay

you could work on the graphics, i have nothing against learning, but many people on newgrounds hate that, all they want is nudity, blood and gore. It's good to have some educational movies, but not too many, and it's alright to showcase your projects here. I already learned what your trying to teach though.

luminousnerd responds:

I definitely could fix up the graphics with more time, and I will never produce a film with nudity. Blood and gore coming right up, though =D Thanks for the pointers

[A Demon Tale]

Simply Amazing!

That was beautiful!! The graphics are soo hot!! Yeah i read your commentary, after not really knowing what the movie was about, so there really isn't a plot, but i guess we can make that up in our mind. At first I thought where are they? I thought the two of them were in hell, but hell didn't look all that bad there. Then she flew away with her angel wings, and then he was sad, and then they flew away together. Hmm but yeah it really touched me too, it made me feel like i was there! The music was great. Every seem perfect, wasn't too short wasn't too long!

[Pandamatic (part one)]

wow pretty interesting

Kool it's just like a movie, or tv show you show a little part of the movie, and then the intro and credits. The drwings is like something from a tv show, that's cool, and i like the voices, lol but i hate that annoying blonde news reporter, god she was annoying, lol. That buff guy had a big torsol, and a tiny legs, what's up with that? LoL besides that guy's foreign accent in the beginning it wasn't really that humorous to me. This episode seemed extremly long to me. LOL arnold, i actually thought the show was all weird and made no sense , until that guy teleported to that place. LoL mario parody as well. Okay it was a really long episode so i think you really need to put a fastfoward, pause, rewind, stop buttons on it. I hate to rewatch the whole thing because I missed something.

-AnzRage

[MIU SIM]

not much of a game.

Pretty Amazing!!! I really like the clouds in the sky at night in the intro, then the graphics looked like it came from a video, and i noticed it has a combonation of actual drawings, and drawings from the computer. Maybe some actual photos as well. You know when you are reading the mission i thought i had to click the red down arrow to go down, then i realized you have to drag it. Man what pissed me off is how short the game or demo was all you go to to do was shoot down a tank, and some street lights.. The only thing good i can say was the intro.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

ahh

lol i think you should change the intro, the intro song, and singing bored me to death almost didn't even want to finish watching this movie, lol the singing sounded queer. The drawings are pretty decent, animated fairly okay.lol that guy's arm went 360 degrees! lol put a ability to skip the intro. Also a fastfoward button. K over all the graphics and animation was okay, but i didn't think the movie was funny didn't laugh at all, and it mostly hurt eyes trying to watch this whold movie.

[Foamy's Rant V]

my god..

who would discuss about nuts? , unless they are foamy.. and sexual thoughts are natural, it's only human nature, illwillpress... Foamy you complain too much!! Most of your complaining are pointless..