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My Endless Concert My Endless Concert

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome

AHAHAHHA!! that's great for no reason a guy just comes out, and for no reason they start fighting. It looked pretty realistic when that guy got sliced.



The Beginning... The Beginning...

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great

haha that was great. the sperms point of view. Please make more. Their Halarious.



Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 34 Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 34

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hell yeah

Hitler visits my great state of California. What's that a McDonald's bag? I think California is more famous for their In-N-Out Burgers. People come all over the world just to get a taste of the burgers. I love the music. Are both songs by T Spoon? Would be great if you can get me the link for the .mp3 files. PM me or something if you can.


AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Oh my gawd, AnzRage is reviewing :O

The intro song is 'Stupid Mother Fucker' by Mindless Self Indulgence.

Aight, I'll PM you a link to the .mp3 files. Just gotta upload 'Sex on the Beach'.


sex and the bedroom sex and the bedroom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are God

Jerry my idol. Haven't seen you in a while. Glad you're back. Awesome job.



Sin City Tribute Sin City Tribute

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Sin City

Pretty nice movie. I liked the movie a lot as well. Though I don't think the music really fit with the movie. I think you just liked the song so you used it. I would have used the trailer song for Sin City. It is called Cells by The Servant. The graphics are really nice. They looked traced but you still did a pretty good job on that. I like the nice black and white feel like in the movie. It's just a tribute though I wish it would of been more.

-AnzRage



All NG Fads Die!!! All NG Fads Die!!!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was decent. Needs improvement

Wow I’m surprised you guys actually finished it. At first there were doubts because the mods also didn't think this project was going to go through. Plus I haven’t checked the Flash forums. I just watched it just now. I notice it didn't just target the basic "hated" crews. The There She Is character was also in the movie and along with other famous movies such as the Decline of Video Gaming. I wouldn't call all of those “fads.” It was a bit short and could of been better. I thought there would be more bashing in it. The parts where you have the intermitten should have just been removed to allow the movie to flow through smoothly.

Graphics: The graphics were decent. There were some nice special effects but the main artwork wasn’t all that impressive. See the colors were just plain and there was little shading or anything special about it.
7/10

Style: I wouldn’t say it isn’t at all original. There has been a lot of collabs like this going on, but put together a lot nicer. There was some originality in this though, you had the theme of killing all the “fads.”
7/10

Sounds: The music was a bit annoying it didn’t sync with the movements and actions. Now that takes a professional to do. Seems like you just did the movie and then added the music in. Though I would understand because this is a collab but it could have still been achieved. Many people just put their music over their animation after they are done with the animating. That doesn’t work well. If you are to do your animation first then you’ll need to compose your own music. Or have music first and then make it rhythm with the movie.
6/10

Violence: Eh just some senseless killing nothing too bloody. It had unrealistic killings, which makes it boring.
7/10

Interactivity: Poorly designed menu and preloader. It was also too plain and with very less options. No scene selection, no control buttons. It’s designed for a basic movie.
2/10

Humor: To be honest I didn’t find anything slightly funny. I did re-watch it a few times to review this though.
0/10

Overall: That was an honest review coming from me. I don’t usually review anymore but I felt like reviewing this. I hope you take my review as some helpful advice for your future projects.
7/10

-AnzRage


MACception responds:

That review started out awesome...then got HARSH! lol...but thanks for all the advice...I know it wasn't gold...but we gave it a try!


Bleed: Vampire Awakening Bleed: Vampire Awakening

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Needs a ton of work

That was pretty short even for a trailer. It didn't satisfy me. Something is missing. By the looks of the predictable storyline, and how easily one gets killed and how unrealistic this movie looks and is. You start to have doubts about the success of the movie. You aren't really going to be into it. It's not like the graphics and animations are exceptionally good. The background in the movie looked terrible. And the music didn't really fit the movie. Usually music with lyrics just doesn't work if you don’t know how to music sync with the animation. Plus the music didn't sync with the movie. All you did was animate the movie trailer and add the music into the movie. That's a No NO.

-AnzRage


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The Little Girl The Little Girl

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bravo! That was bloody brilliant.

I’m not going to go into a complete detailed review of every flaw. The movie was awesome stuff mate. We got the original story. Great nararation. The graphics and animation weren't bad. It was very enjoyable. I liked the black and white colors. The music fit very well. I don't know if this would be a great bad time story for little kids. Oh yeah you should have a play button instead of playing by itself. Also having a play, pause, fast forward and rewind buttons would be great. Yeah children can be scary they used kids as some scary symbol in that movie the grudge. This is the first work I’ve watch and reviewed from you. It looks good I see you have your own site and everything. I look forward to seeing more of your upcoming movies.



Furi Clockii beta Furi Clockii beta

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty Good.

Eh so I stayed up till 1:00 a.m. just to review this, because it was one of the first good-looking clock based movies in a long time that I’ve seen. I wanted to be the first to review, but I know that wouldn't happen. My reviews take forever, because my standards have become increasingly high for reviews.

Graphics: Pretty good. Looks like you spent a good deal of time drawing backgrounds, and the characters. Or maybe the characters were already drawn.
8/10

Style: Well I’ve seen quite a lot of Clock movies, and a lot of them weren't thought out very well. This was pretty well plotted. I guess there are a lot of Clock wannabes out there, or imposters. You even had the anime girls in there haha just because they are in Japan. It's awesome how clocks can show emotion with its clock hand like eyes.
7/10

Sound: Computer styled audio, and some Japanese. I'm not too familiar with the computer audio. I didn't know they had Japanese. Uh the music in the movie was all right.
6/10

Violence: Haven't got too much of that yet. Just a bit of bitch slapping.
5/10

Humor: Hehe SBC is pretty funny, a long with Orange Clock. SBC is very mean and abusive I guess. Beating up the MSN butterfly was pretty funny because the service sucks. Haha I didn't know that Tricky the clown was an enemy of SBC. It was funny, but not lol funny.
5/10

Overall: Pretty good job. I'm looking forward for the next episode. I take it you know some Japanese. I can't read it so it could just be bullshit and I wouldn't know it. Oh and was Strawberry clock really a king of the portal. I don’t know too much of the history of SBC, but SBC also known as Coolboyman probably was never the King of the portal looking at the awards. He had one 3rd place award and that’s it so he couldn’t have been a real king of the portal. I mean everyday there are one daily winner. So there is no way. I know how the system works. I guess you can say he’s king due to the huge amount of submissions. Heh please respond :)
7/10

-AnzRage


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Elmos Song Elmos Song

Rated 2 / 5 stars

A Worthy Turd of the Week.

Finally a worthy turd of the week. This has got to be one of the best turd of the weeks I’ve seen in a while. Heh I remember that song or I heard it somewhere before. Haha violence is always funny to me especially when their head gets blow apart. Well congrats on this award.

-The Legendary AnzRage