Score: 1

"Short, and pretty pointless"

submission: Bomb Chucker!

date: May 21, 2005

Graphics: Pretty bad. Needs some work, if you want respect here. 1/10

Style: Short and crappy? It’s common. You say you can’t believe people gave you such a high score? I can’t either. I’m sure your joking 1.63 is not a very nice score unless just passing in your standards is good. 1/10

Sound: Music was okay. 2/10

Violence: Blowing up heads that looked unreal. 2/10

Interactivity: Do I have to go there? 1/10

Humor: How hard you actually tried. 1/10

Overall: Hey at least you got some points. You gotta know i'm the fairest reviewer out there. 1/10

-AnzRage

Score: 5

"Sinners"

submission: *Removed* -Sad Short

date: May 21, 2005

Graphics: Graphic was above average. Why didn’t you use a bigger dimension? 5/10

Style: I’d like to label this as sad short kill yourself type of movie. 5/10

Sound: Good choice of music, sets a good tone. 6/10

Violence: I see sinners, cheaters, and suicide. 5/10

Interactivity: Was okay. Why didn’t he kill everyone before killing himself? Didn’t make sense. 4/10

Humor: The 1 for not killing everyone before him. 1/0

Overall: It was okay, pretty short. 5/10

-AnzRage

Score: 3

"Okay"

submission: Chip

date: May 21, 2005

Graphics: Was okay. It was pretty plain and simple. 4/10

Style: Another avoid the objects game. Seen some before. 4/10

Sound: Same music, and jumping sounds. 2/10

Violence: Not much, poor ball. 2/10

Interactivity: It was okay the first time. 3/10

Humor: A game about a bouncing ball. I guess you can count that as funny. 3/10

Overall: Make the screen bigger. It was an okay game. 3/10

-AnzRage

Score: 8

"Good Message"

submission: story of a loser

date: May 21, 2005

I like the message of this movie. It's pretty true. I'm pretty different, different from the rest of the people. I don't get picked on though, at least not anymore.

Graphics: Pretty good graphics, and the animation was great. I liked the rain when you showed it at different views. That was pretty neat. 8/10

Style: I like these kinds of movies. The type of movies that brings upon a message. 9/10

Sound: Music was pretty good. I’ve heard of the two bands. 7/10

Violence: Mild violence here, and not very big of violence in the real world either. 5/10

Interactivity: Entertained me, thanks. 8/10

Humor: Funny how everyone else looks the same. I understand why you did it, but it means everyone at that school was cool but him. Sad he feels that way. 2/10

Overall: Good message. Keep it up 8/10

-AnzRage

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: Handicopped

date: May 21, 2005

Graphics: The graphics are pretty nice. It’s different from other styles I’ve seen, and it looks good 8/10

Style: That was kind of random to me. Something I would never imagine making. A movie about killing crazy handicap cop. 8/10

Sound: The voices were pretty clear, easy to understand the background music not the best. 7/10

Violence: The violence mixed with humor is great. 8/10

Interactivity: Pretty interesting movie. It entertained me. 7/10

Humor: Pretty funny. Maybe it’s the fact I’m sitting on the computer 6 a.m. in the morning or something, but I didn’t laugh at all. 6/10

Overall: Pretty good. Keep it up. 8/10

-AnzRage

Score: 9

""Very Nicely Done!""

submission: Valhalla Knights

date: May 17, 2005

I think you spelled project wrong in the credits. That's all I noticed wrong. I am very much into Greek Mythology; I¡¦ve watched your Mythology movie a long time ago. I loved it. That's how I recognized you and all your work starting from that movie. I see your work has improved a lot.

Graphics- Beautiful, it was very nicely drawn. The movie was very smooth. 9/10

Style- Yes Mythology is great. Well it's based on Mythology so it's not that original, but you didn't copy it exactly, and made it your own unique story. 8/10

Sound- Nice sound quality, every thing was nice and clear. Music was great. 8/10

Violence- The movie had pretty mild violence. The fight wasn't that harsh, although you showed her panties a lot. 6/10

Interactivity- I kind of stopped watching a lot of movies here, but this one was an exception, and it was worth it. Is there part two? I don¡¦t get why it just ended there. 8/10

Humor- I can't remember if there was any in there. 0/10

Overall- Excellent Job! You must be very proud. Good luck in your future projects. 9/10

-AnzRage

Score: 9

""LOL Funny!""

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 13

date: May 17, 2005

Not bad at all. I've known Retarded Animal Babies was pretty popular on Newgrounds, but I never watched them till now. Since I'm a big Star Wars fan, and this episode was based on Star Wars. I decided to just watch an episode. It turned out pretty good. It was very funny. I enjoyed it a lot.

Graphics: Pretty nice you got some 3d graphics. 9/10

Style: The Star Wars wasn't that original, but you implied it very well in this episode. 8/10

Sound: The animals voices were annoying to me, but I guess that's what they were suppose to sound. 7/10

Violence: Heh pretty good amount of funny silly violence. 8/10

Interactivity: I really did enjoy watching this movie, very entertaining. 9/10

Humor: Very funny episode I was laughing every minute of the movie. 10/10

Overall: I think you did a great job, and this is a very successful series. Good luck on your future work. 9/10

-AnzRage

Score: 7

"I usually don't review"

submission: Friday The 13th movie

date: May 13, 2005

But here I go. Since it was pretty entertaining.

Graphics: Not bad but could use some work. I don’t know but it will make the already huge 6.6 MB movie even larger.

Style: Haha unoriginal but you made it into a great parody of the Jason Series.

Sound: The voice actors were pretty good. The sound was loud and clear. So that's a plus.

Violence: Good enough to satisfy me, and it's that sort of movie. It would be great if we show more guts, but that's just me.

Humor: Very funny, very random. Good stuff.

Overall: Looks like you worked pretty hard. Keep up the good work.

-AnzRage

Score: 6

"Awesome message"

submission: Trix Rabbit Justice Ad

date: April 21, 2005

It's the very sad truth. I myself feel sad for the Trix rabbit. I mean all he wants is his Trix! Why won't they let him have his dang Trix? I’ve seen Trix commercials through out my childhood, and throughout that whole time he was never successful.

Graphics: Pretty decently drawn. Better than a lot of other crap. 7/10

Style: Haha I've always thought of the Trix rabbit and how sad he was to not get any Trix. It's awesome you made it plus you put in a few other trademark cereal characters. 7/10

Sound: Pretty good, well done. They were clear. The Trix rabbit sounded very sad. 7/10

Violence: n/a 0/10

Interactivity: Pretty fun to watch. I really enjoyed it. Enough to want to spend time reviewing this. 5/10

Humor: Hehe it's just full of sugar lol. The whole message and everything was funny. Good job! I got a few smiles out of it, no laughing out loud. 5/10

Overall: Pretty good. I hope to see more of your work. 6/10

- The legendary AnzRage

Score: 6

"Wow what kind of messege are you spreading?...."

submission: An Important PSA

date: April 20, 2005

Don't write about it kill yourself! Hmmmm….

Graphics: It looks like it was trying to imitate salad finger somewhat, but not exactly. There wasn't much animation just arm moving a few flashing images but I guess it was suppose to be that way. The background looks pretty cool realistic looking. The only thing I can think of is adding some shadowing. Well I guess the graphics are aright. Could be worst you know? 6/10

Style: Hmmm seen this sort of same message in other movies before. It’s not overly done yet though. Though the style of your character looks like you ripped off Salad Fingers. 7/10

Sound: Not very good. I could hardly understand what he was saying without the subtitles. So yeah you should fix the sound on this movie. 2/10

Violence: The message itself was pretty violent a long with the wrist slitting, and suicide 6/10

Interactivity: It says An Important PSA sorry what's PSA? The reason I even watched this was because I saw a Salad Finger looking character. I wanted to see if you were going to make fun of it or something. I tried to enjoy all the movies I watch but the sound was bad so it wasn't creepy. It was kind of short and didn't really entertain me. Not by the fact that it was just short because it was somewhat pointless. 4/10

Humor: Just a little. The whole situation and message was a little funny. I didn't take it too seriously. I hope you’re not serious about that message either. 3/10

Overall: This is a decent first entry here on Newgrounds. You did compress the file pretty good. Good luck on your future works. 6/10

- The legendary AnzRage