Score: 5

"Very boring, and pointless"

submission: Spider-Man Animated Short

date: May 25, 2005

Graphics: It was pretty nice. I liked the preloader. The animation was pretty boring. Looks like a bunch of looping to me.
7/10

Style: Not your own idea. Spiderman isn't that original.
4/10

Sound: I didn't think the music fit with the movie. I guess you were using classic Spider-man type styled songs, but the music made it very boring.
3/10

Violence: Barely any violence and I expected it to have more. A few bombs and falling down does not satisfy me.
3/10

Interactivity: Not very entertaining, it needs to be longer and have a plot.
4/10

Humor: Found nothing funny
0/10

Overall: I think it would have been better if you used a better plot, or actually put in one. Instead of making such a pointless flash. You draw pretty well. So I¡¦m sure you can turn something in better next time.
5/10

-AnzRage

Score: 8

"That was awesome! Go Yoda!"

submission: Sex Line

date: May 24, 2005

Graphics: The graphics are pretty good. I see some flaws like the ice cream bucket and other graphics that aren't completely filled in and stuff.
7/10

Style: Haha a great Yoda parody
7/10

Sound: lol sounds kind of like Yoda. The sounds are pretty clear. The girl voice actor sounds pretty old like 30s.
9/10

Violence: I guess the moaning and screaming, and getting burned would be considered violent.
5/10

Interactivity: lol I really enjoyed this hilarious parody. Yoda is a very funny guy.
9/10

Humor: Very funny. I watched it twice. Good job on the humor.
9/10

Overall: You did a very good job, the graphics doesn't matter that much. It was the humor that got me.
8/10

-AnzRage

Score: 7

"Pretty cool"

submission: Lifegroup

date: May 24, 2005

It's nice to see people spreading the words of God on Newgrounds. Good to learn something about our lord. I've watched your first God's Message I believe I reviewed it as well. I wanted to be the first to review it but I wanted to spend a good amount of time thinking before I review. I've got a new habit of writer good honest reviews.

Graphics: I liked it a lot. It looks very good. The main character in that green shirt doesn't look right. I think his left arm looks out of place. It should be moved a bit. It should remain the layer above the torso though.
8/10

Style: I don't often see too many of these Christian type movies on Newgrounds.
8/10

Sound: The music was all right nothing too great. The menu music got pretty annoying it keep looping the same thing the whole time while I was reviewing this.
6/10

Violence: I don't know why that guy was being so annoying. I didn't really get the movie.
2/10

Interactivity: I thought it was a bit too short, and yeah the first one was better. I don't study the bible that much, and so I need explaining about the whole message deal.
6/10

Humor: Not much just the fact he was being such as jerk.
2/10

Overall: You did a pretty good job. It’s just me who didn’t get it.
7/10

-AnzRage

Score: 8

"Unexpected, Unique, Hilarious, and Original!"

submission: Bones

date: May 24, 2005

It was pretty funny, and an unexpected twist from something that was seen to be sweet.

Graphics: Beautiful. I like your style. It looks very professional. I'd like to learn how you did it. The backgrounds are very nicely done, and the whole animation as well.
10/10

Style: Very unique and original. Never seen anything quite like this.
8/10

Sound: Good choice of music, and the sound effects were good. Everything is loud, and clear.
8/10

Violence: Little kids blowing up dogs.
6/10

Interactivity: I thought it was a good enough length in which I won't get too bored, yet satisfied. I enjoyed this flash movie.
10/10

Humor: That dog is pretty cute, lol I don't know what the hell it's planning to do with the bones.
4/10

Overall: I got to say good job! I don't usually review movies just good ones I see :)
8/10

-AnzRage

Score: 4

"lol Wade!"

submission: The REAL revenge.

date: May 23, 2005

That was very funny what you did. I know everyone is Star Wars crazy, so I take this as a joke. Front page deserving usually not in a normal situation, but in this situation I think it's fine. I got a laugh out of this. Everyone complaining about this being in the front page doesn't even have any worthy front-page movies/games. So why are they complaining? I never got front page either.

Graphics: It's pretty decent.

Style: I've seen something like these done once. So it's not too common. Oh yeah it's you lol. Crapwomen. So you get originality points.

Sound: Fart sounds lol

Violence: Pretty violent how sick that was.

Humor: LOL you are hilarious, and it's hilarious how sick that was. I laugh at all the complainers those can't do anything about it.

Overall: Well there isn't much you can do, maybe add more buttons.

-The Legend himself AnzRage

Score: 3

"Needs some work"

submission: Duck Shooting

date: May 22, 2005

Graphics: It looked pretty cool more realistic since you used real live images.

Style: Duck shooting games although aren't that original.

Interactivity: I thought the game play was a bit too hard, it's hard to not let 5 dicks escape. Maybe I just suck. It was fun the first two times, that's about it.

Humor: Killing ducks like that was pretty funny as well. Keep trying though.

-AnzRage

Score: 6

"I enjoyed it."

submission: Return ofsome jedi part.1

date: May 22, 2005

Graphics: Pretty much a video not flash, but I won't discredit you too much. Video was all right a bit unclear, just a bit.

Style: Haha Pretty cool star wars and I’m just about to watch it tomorrow.

Sound: I liked the Star wars music. Your voices sounded okay. Good enough to understand.

Violence: Cool light saber dueling. Would be cool with blood, but looks decent without.

Interactivity: Entertaining it was. I'd like to see more.

Humor: Haha the guy that gets killed when opening the light saber.

Overall: I liked it, and I want to see more.

- The Legendary AnzRage

Score: 2

"Not so good"

submission: Ball Room Hard Mode.

date: May 21, 2005

I've decided to review both games to see the differences of the two. They are pretty much the same. I didn't think it was that much harder. Plus making the game easier or harder wouldn't have made a difference because the whole concept of getting that ball into that target is quite unentertaining.

Graphics: The graphics weren’t that great. It was plain, and bad even in attempt to make it 3d. Pretty plain it would be good if you could choose different walls. 3/10

Style: Seen these before. 2/10

Sound: Just the sounds of bouncing off walls. 1/10

Violence: 1/10

Interactivity: Not very entertaining. 2/10

Humor: 0/10

Overall: Make another game. The two are the samething. This one wasn’t any fun either. 2/10

- The legend himself AnzRage

Score: 2

"Boring and a waste of space"

submission: Ball Room Easy Mode

date: May 21, 2005

I don't see a purpose of submitting two files of the same game, with different levels when you can just put that in one flash. Was this an attempt to boost your submission count?

Graphics: The graphics weren’t that great. It was plain, and bad even in attempt to make it 3d. Pretty plain it would be good if you could choose different walls. 3/10

Style: Seen these before. 2/10

Sound: Just the sounds of bouncing off walls. 1/10

Violence: 1/10

Interactivity: Not very entertaining. 2/10

Humor: 0/10

Overall: Make another game. This one wasn’t fun. 2/10

- The legend himself AnzRage

Score: 1

"Pointless, and not very soothing"

submission: Soothing Island Thing

date: May 21, 2005

Graphics: Looks like it’s all done with a brush. The Graphic aren’t that great looking, more ugly than soothing to the eyes. 2/10

Style: Pointless with nothing to it. 1/10

Sound: The music isn’t that great either. 2/10

Violence: If you count killing my time reviewing then yeah. 1/10

Interactivity: Not any. 0/10

Humor: Why someone would submit this with such terrible graphics. 1/10

Overall: Wow that pretty bad. I usually am pretty nice, but I’m just an honest guy. I hope you can accept real critismn. 1/10

- The Legend himself AnzRage